bigboobbasement:

jhonnyspot:

"I’ve had plenty of handjobs, titjobs and blowjobs before, but all three at once sent me over the edge in record timing"

Can’t say I blame him!

bigboobbasement:

jhonnyspot:

"I’ve had plenty of handjobs, titjobs and blowjobs before, but all three at once sent me over the edge in record timing"

Can’t say I blame him!

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

fiatusa:

When I start my car and it’s all like…

Submit your own FIAT 500 pics and GIFs using #MyFIATUSA here!

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

yourmotherlikesmebetter:

vinegod:

Kidz Bop - School Edition by Eh Bee

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ovrxposd:

gorlt:

madeupmonkeyshit:

angryblackman:

someblackkid:

handjob:

white people are out of control

Like we would really fight

I’d take the iron and smash him upside the head with it.

this why i got no white friends

savages

Who the fuck does that?